Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

by Crack fox September 6, 2016

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Ploughing the Field

A phrase meaning to have the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, where the field is the lady parts and the plough is the gentleman parts.

Man 1, "I'm going."
Man 2, "Where?"
Man 1, "I'm off to go plough the field."
Man 2, "Dang! You be lucky in ploughing the field so often!!"

by Mozillo February 18, 2011

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Ploughing the Diamond

A guy with a huge dick who is fucking, banging or having sex {he is separating the folds of the pussy (or the baseball diamond)}

MOCO is an expert at ploughing the diamond!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

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Ploughmans Lunch

The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk

oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch

by Son Of Byford May 13, 2010

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ploughmans

The area between a male's genetalia and his arsehole. Meaning between the cheese and the pickle.

"Oooo...my missus knows how to press my buttons...i love it when she strokes my ploughmans"

by El Fromero September 6, 2006

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A term referring to the amount of advertisement that any one object or media receives in an inverse proportion, also known as the Law of Inverse Advertising. Where in due to budget constraints of any project the amount spent to advertise must ultimately take away from the quality of the product itself. This can be seen mainly in film and television.

"Have you seen the that trailer for the new Sci-Fi movie? It looks good and I see ads for ever everywhere."
-"Im calling Loughman's law."

by Lupus553 January 12, 2017

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