Plopportunity

The chance to have a crafty dump behind a bush when nobody is watching

I had a tortoise head! The girls were all chatting and I had bit of old tissue in my pocket, so I dived in the hedge and turned one out! It was the perfect plopportunity.

by Nuphagus February 26, 2020

Plopo

To jump in a pool

Let’s go Plopo

by Plopo-man December 19, 2022

POSPOS

A point of sale system that can’t split checks.

Ordering was a pain in the ass because they used a POSPOS.

by Zev F January 31, 2023

Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018

ass-plosion

A night of bad mexican and rancid milk might give you one of these...

"Sorry I'm late, I just had an ASS-PLOSION... IN MY PANTS!"

by SCIANNAS November 5, 2003

plosion

an occurance of ploding

That was a thouroughly convincing plosion

by Me March 5, 2003

Plossoms

When the chest area becomes a place to rest one's head, it becomes plossoms.

Lay your head on my plossoms.

by J-heff March 8, 2009