Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.

That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass

by Shieldings March 5, 2011

Breast plow

the act of ramming a male's sword between a pair of preferably big boobs

james breast plowed me last night and blew on my face.

by brandon smith-johnson August 20, 2009

ploog noog

Someone who has over indulged

I feel like a big fat Ploog Noog.
Have a look at you ya bloody Ploog Noog

by Tgreig September 23, 2017

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

Plooz Unit

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.

Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.

by Ploozy May 19, 2016

plooking

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

by mikulas September 10, 2006

ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022