poopsuck

the act of sucking out someone's poop from their ass through a straw; or a person who does such a thing

hey man I'll be back in a minute I have to go poopsuck Shelly in the bathroom.

Dude look at the that guys mouth he's definitely a poopsuck.

by Sierra D June 12, 2008

Poopsock

The act of defacating into any type of sock so you are able to continue playing video games without needing to use the loo.

Holy miercoles Styphon has been using a poopsock for a week now.

by Granm February 12, 2009

Poopsockle

A sock filled with poop and then frozen. Often used for ruin someone’s day.

A put a poopsockle in his gym bag before work. It’s going to melt and smell awful by this afternoon.

by TwitchCaptain August 19, 2018

poopsock

The CSGO player who replaced the god himself, dennis, on NIP.

Poopsock failed to win that pistol round, if only dennis, the pistol god, was here to win that round.

by swordbird22 March 24, 2020

poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

Poopsack

A sack of poop.

Something you say out of frustration. "Wow what a Poopsack!"

Jaden Scott is a huge poopsack.

Kids in my class are poopsacks

by qwertyisabella May 22, 2011