A massive and miraculous amount of porn, which includes videos, magazines, toys, and rare novelty items. Each day a U-Haul truck full of pern is brought to a secret location, which is only known to its owner for safety reasons. The collection to date is the largest of its kind, and is meticulously organized and well preserved.
Cole: "Hey Tyler have you been messing with my pern?"
Tyler: "No way man, I wouldn't dare."
Cole: "You two-faced deceitful son of a bitch, I know you were fucking with my pern cause Jugs magazine issue Oct 2003 is AFTER Jugs Nov 2003. Im going to kick you in your fifth vertebrae you dirty whore!"
Tyler: "No way man, I wouldn't dare."
Cole: "You two-faced deceitful son of a bitch, I know you were fucking with my pern cause Jugs magazine issue Oct 2003 is AFTER Jugs Nov 2003. Im going to kick you in your fifth vertebrae you dirty whore!"
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Scandinavian girl with blue or green eyes. Blonde hair and tall skinny body. Shy but crazy when you know her. Name meaning unknown but related to names with meaning stone, diamond.
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