Pledge of Allegiance 

Daily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists.

Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Pledge of Allegiance by Don't Mess With Texas March 28, 2004

Pledge Fuck

1. A "new member" of a fraternity who is nothing more but a dirty pledge therefore he is referred to accordingly.

2. A derogatory term used by brothers of a frat to belittle their pledges.

Nick: I'm so happy to have joined this fraternity, it's the best on campus. I'm so excited to have fun.

Rod: Shut your mouth you stupid Pledge Fuck, and drop and give me ten push-ups!!!

Nick: Push-Ups I can only do 5....

Rod: Then chug this beer PledgeFuck!!!

Pledge Fuck by Frat Star RD February 26, 2010

pledge monkey 

One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.

Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.

PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
PC 07

pledge monkey by pledge monkey 07 December 11, 2007

pledge-o-phile 

A fraternity or sorority member than preys on pledges for sexual favors, especially freshmen.

Bro, that frat boy is such a pledge-o-phile!

pledge-o-phile by Pharaca April 13, 2010

Pledge of Allegiance 

That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.

"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.

Pledge of Allegiance by Glokwerk July 21, 2006

pledge of allegiance 

A type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this:

"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."

Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.

Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."

pledge of allegiance by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004

pledge master 

The Pledge Master serves as the single most important component of fraternal pledgeship. All pledge programs incorporate an exclusive brother who leads each pledge class through their semester-long pledgeship, and eventually into the brotherhood.

The pledge master is the brother in charge of the pledging process and all hazing rituals. He is the person responsible for your life long nightmares.

pledge master by alleycat97 October 15, 2016