Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

Plausible Deniability

To know that your condom broke inside but you choose not to tell your partner

She has so many boyfriends, that if she ever gets pregnant, all of them gets the benefit of plausible deniability

by Tashrifm July 24, 2022

plubble

great friend of mike :)

i am the plubble, friend of the mike

by j9 April 6, 2005

Plausable

Something that not only could happen, but it can be believable that it can or could happen.

Although the idea of a cat learning to play the piano is Plausable, it's still unlikely that it would happen without extensive training and some innate talent.

by efire27 June 29, 2024

plausible dnability

When you have sex with your husband on the same day as your father-in-law, so if you get pregnant you can avoid suspicion.

My husband's dad likes to go raw, so I make sure I have sex with my husband the same day so I have plausible DNAbility.

by finalf May 21, 2020

Plausible

A way of outsaying what somebody is saying when they say he/she made it sound good, or something similar. People who say plausible say it because it has more syllables, and therefore it makes them sound more intelligent from their point of view than someone who uses simple, one syllable words.

The guy/girl was trying to speak the language that he/she thought the most people wanted to hear by saying things like plausible, but in reality, none of them had any interest in who's language he/she was trying to speak. They already understood both what he/she was trying to say and do.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Plausible mate

So, she used the term in relation to the men who have multiple babymamas.

Hym "But... The men you're talking about are already fucking all of the women... Their already BEYOND what would constitute a 'plausible mate.' They are the IDEAL mate. One chosen by way of hypergamy and pre-selection. They are literally the best one to mate with by consensus. This is more of you trying to manipulate people into doing what the fat cocks won't and clean up their mess. And this ties into the 'what you want vs what you SHOULD want' issues with Jordan. What he does is project what women SHOULD want onto them and sell that to his audience as what the actually want. But that isn't what's happening. And I've seen some of the mf fucking these women. It doesn't take all the much to be a plausible mate for a woman that's perfectly fuckable."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2023