Pizza Rolls

A funny girl who will always have a hilarious answer to any question you have.

Hey Pizza Rolls! Where does the bus stop in fron of your house go to?" "Oh, that? It goes to KFC" "Hahahaha classic Pizza Rolls!

by erics & teps June 18, 2011

Pizza rolls

miniature hot pockets

guy 1: i love pizza rolls
new guy 2: you mean mini hot pockets?

by Jome Alma March 3, 2020

Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.

Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!

by Psychovore August 15, 2008

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

Maine Pizza Roll

The act of shitting in someone else’s pants while they are still wearing them.

Yo, I gotta shit so I’m gonna give you a Maine pizza roll.

by sick mo'fo October 3, 2018

memphis pizza roll

When a person is preforming oral sex on a partner, and the person bites a herpe until it begins to ooze out puss and blood like a hot pizza roll.

Eric likes to give his one night stands a memphis pizza roll.

by memphis pizza roll October 5, 2017

pizza roll fuckism

Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence

I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday

by Boosh got a fat ass head January 18, 2021