pissantium

An insignificant fiefdom, given to bizarre political intrigues and petty bullying, often headed by one suffering from a Napoleon Complex.

That parochial school principal sure runs her pissantium with no regard for morality or ethics, doesn't she.

by Bruce Amiata May 28, 2008

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pussypants

A dude that acts like a big whining pussy, and you wonder if he has any testicles. He's probably hiding a big vagina down in his pants.

So what, you lost a few bucks. Suck it up, and stop being a pussypants.

The girls won't bite you buddy. Stop being a pussypants and go talk to them.

by Scottoooooo November 19, 2006

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A person who existentially resembles a speck of dry shit hanging from an ass hair of a gorilla. esp. when said person realizes this fact and sharply hones it's "skill" (i.e. propensity) in the execution of self-serving, smarmy, meaningless, petty vendettas for short term gain, which all results in a net tally of gains which equals to zero. Not even gaining an ego boost, when you consider that their devolved impersonation of an ego is not of enough value to apply. Their biggest asset, if not their only one, tends to be their "skill" (i.e. propensity) to cheat. They are metaphorically refered to as ants due to their common abundance, and refered to as being urinated on ("piss-") due to their general insignificance and lack of impact.

"Hmm, seems some lamer lamed some abandoned game server with some ancient cheat programs"
"Eh. What do you expect from these script-kiddie pissants?"

"Some pissant flooded the forum"
"Did you say something?"
"Huh? Oh anyways, what was I talking about?
"About the size of movie theatres"
"Oh right, the position of ..."

by Toll Toll July 15, 2005

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pissant town

A city or town which is basically very dull and boring and serves no real purpose. Originates from Disgruntled Adelaide United coach Aurelio Vidmar who after a disappointing loss referred to his own city as a pissant town.

because of this pissant town this club will never win anything - Aurelio Vidmar

by Mitchell87 February 15, 2009

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Piss-Pants Funny

The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.

"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."

by TheLaughsOnUs April 21, 2011

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