beer pirate

the more than likely broke individual at any party that snakes whatever beers he can from other peoples stashes and puts them down. Also usually the ultra-shitfaced guy at a party that no one really knows.

"Man. . . I bought a fuckin case half an hour ago, but that beer pirate that came with (enter name) is putting them down everytime we leave the room."

by Holden Meats December 18, 2003

plop pirate

A male homosexual. Especially one who prays on those underage, and engages in violent acts to obtain his form of gratification.

I'm not having my lad go to THAT nursery school. The newspaper said a plop pirate works there.

by EmeritusProfessorofShite December 14, 2018

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing life saver I love this human being so much and I would literally give anything to meet her.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.

Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”

by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020

Lowly pirate

The absolute lowliest scum in Sea of Thieves. They will always blame their crew when a better crew crushes them. Lowly pirates are also unbelievably loud and obnoxious

Hey RiskyRob! New player here, any tips on how can I not be a lowly pirate?

by lowlypirate355 April 24, 2023

Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.

Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.

by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020

bed pirate

one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.

The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.

by DiDi November 8, 2004

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

by Stagmen March 29, 2017