pipe dream

word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.

you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe

by cim April 19, 2003

pipe dream

A fantasy someone has while under the influence of marijuana. Somewhere between a day dream and a regular dream.

When I was packin' the bowl, I had a pipe dream that I was on the beach in Jamaica!

by hbi September 19, 2004

Pipe Dreams

The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc

that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.

by Satan101 September 22, 2009

Pipe dream

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

by Boarman August 14, 2009

pipe dream

In MVP Baseball 2005 on the Xbox, a four seam fastball right down the middle or hanging changeup, the latter of which 2005 Mark Teixiera likes to pull down the line for high arcing homeruns that sometimes hit the foul pole. Juan Uribe and Mike Piazza also make a living off hitting these pitches.

*Joe fouls off hanging changeup*
Joe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW, that was a pipe dream!
Jeff: you suck.

by Jonathan Dowdsmack April 26, 2011

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Arizona Pipe Dream

An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.

"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."

by Eldo 76 December 15, 2009