pilf

Pensioner I'd like to fuck

Have you been down the WI today? Blimey! Have I?! There's loads of Pilf!

by Andrew Broadhurst & Jasmin September 02, 2007

pilf

Politician I'd Love to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a PILF

by Justin October 03, 2008

pilf

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

by me1212 June 25, 2005

pilf

a gross mutton-head

Adam Clifton is a pilf

by kajennifer August 06, 2004

PILF

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

by BeaHab.-. April 09, 2021

PILF

Psycho I’d like to fuck!

(Fictional psycho characters not real ones)
Eg. Patrick Bateman

“Jackson Rippner is such a PILF”
“Ikr”

by female8439602 February 12, 2023

PILF

just like milf or dilf, pilf is a gender neutral alternative primarily used for those who are non-binary.

PILF: person id like (to) fuck

sam is such a pilf

by nbgosk February 01, 2021