Pigeoning

Pigeoning is “Masturbating” with a dead pigeon, usually via cloacal penetration.

Gary: Ah shit, I did so much Pigeoning last night. Must have came in that pigeon like 40 times.

Richard: Ew! What is wrong with you???

by PigeonMunging63 December 26, 2021

Pigeoning

The urge to bop your head to a fire track.

Awe mate that's pigeoning

by Hebron.B August 17, 2024

Piconing

To picone someone is to spoil the ending of a book for someone else.

It is also possible to pocown someone, which is similar to making a really good burn.

Piconer: 'Hey, did you finish that book?'
Someone: 'No, why?'
Piconer: 'Everyone dies'
Someone: 'Damnit! Stop piconing every book I read!'

by xulise October 26, 2012

Pigeonist

noun. Someone who bothers, or annoys others constantly.

Roger was being a pigeonist last night. He wouldn't leave me alone!

by BRit&BawLZ June 4, 2009

Pigeonism

Pigeonism is the political ideology based on the freedom of peoples and governments. The primary focus of Pigeonism is to give the people the right to run the government, with voting being controlled by citizens of the government and political ideals being controlled by the citizens as well. It is founded on the soul idea of Happiness and Peace = Hard working, dedicated, and efficient healthy citizens. With this being in place it benefits the peoples needs as well as the people benefiting the government by strengthening its grip in position as government. This upholds the mass production of industrial efforts as well as population and active armed forces. This political ideology focuses the government on aid to the people and primarily focusing about listening to the requests of the people then putting the highest voted request into motion. Pigeonism gives rights to all citizens and the government cannot dictate over the people without the people’s approval to do so. No power is to be made over the people, and if done so, the government will have those responsible for it thrown out of office.

The current ruling party of the nation is Pigeonism.

by Pigeonist Republics March 6, 2020

pigeonnudes

A pigeon with no feathers taking cheeky pictures for a variety of audiences

I got a picture which was a pigeonnudes

by Holland152 May 26, 2018

Pigpenning

Verb: To bring problems upon yourself by leveraging opportunities in a work environment for carnal pleasure

Slang: To shit where you eat

I did some pigpenning after the Christmas party and it got me into some trouble at the office.

by duckshrug May 23, 2020