Pig Roast

A comedy event where comedians get together, and make fun of police officers

Guy 1: Oh man, that Pig Roast was fucking hilarious!
Guy 2: I know right!? You see how mad that cop got? That was classic!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Pig Roast

It's when three dudes triple up on a fat chick: Two dudes are there for the rotisserie and the third dude provides the "marinade".

No example needed, just need three dudes and one fat chick and you got yourself a pig roast...you figure it out from there.

by Trent Turner January 5, 2011

Schoharie Pig Roast

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

by Someone’s Mom February 27, 2021

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.

Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.

by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010

Mississippi Pig Roast

When a girl is getting fucked doggy style by her cousin and she is giving her brother a blow job. And the guys are thumb wrestling on her back.

A good family union in Mississippi always ends with a good Mississippi Pig Roast

by Joey782 March 27, 2021

dutch pig roast

When one person poops in a blanket and pulls it over another person's head. Similar to a "dutch oven", but with poop.

Ellen gave me a dutch oven, so I took a deuce in a blanket and gave her a dutch pig roast.

by salpalellenmelon November 29, 2011