PIF

Acronym for "Politically Incorrect Firearm". Firearms that are currently considered to be socially unacceptable to own.

"The Obama administration is moving forward with their assault weapons ban. Civil rights supporters call this a ban on PIFs, or politically incorrect firearms."

by FullAuto December 16, 2008

pifful

a man having excessive body hair

that man has pifful

by Jamie June 2, 2004

pif

Punch in Face

An expression used to show frustration, anger, belittling, or a response for sarcasm.

Other means could include: "Piss in Face" or "Poo in Face"

Person 1 says:
"I just pooped green poo."

Person 2 says:
"pif. I didn't want to know that!"

by Freya Hyang Chun July 29, 2006

pif

Person I'd fuck

Oh my God Becky, she's such a pif

by immaslapahoe November 23, 2014

Piffed

Daring to sniff. If only for a second.

He piffed the mess from the doorway

by Angela June 23, 2004

pif

Short for Epiphany. While sitting around getting high with your friends the one dude that is always super inteligent when he is smoking says something like.

"Yo I just had an a-PIF-a-nee..." This isntantly made everyone leap up and say what? Pif-a-what? This must be good weed this muthafuka just said PIF-a-nee.

by Dj Irv September 27, 2006

pifs

A word Amber uses when she is sexually frustrated and requiring orfice attention.

I need to be piffed
Someone come pif me

by ITB March 25, 2003