Piddle

A penis; particularly one that is quite small in stature.

Pull up your pants, mate! I don't wanna see yo tiny-ass hairy piddle!

by uogv May 15, 2020

piddles

letting go of any kind of body waste when you are intoxicated.

oh crap, i got the piddles bad.

hey gess what. I piddeled on your floor when you where sleeping and it was in your moms eye.

by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

Piddle

To fondle, especially in association with little boys.

Look at that playground full of scrumptious little boys; I'd love to piddle each and every one of them.

by The Piddler (Haupt.) May 13, 2003

Piddle

1. To shake it three times.
2. To wander around, kicking small animals.
3. To urinate.

1. If you piddle after pissing, you're having too much fun.
2. Don't piddle in my flower bed!
3. I took the dog to piddle, and look, she did.

by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 10, 2003

Piddle

Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.

1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat..

2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.

by Dabaser July 19, 2015

Piddle

Poop. It means poop.

Courtney is a dumbass. Piddle.

by How Trendy January 8, 2006

piddled-off

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.

{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."

by Telephony December 16, 2016