Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

pickled

To be in a confused state of being. Not focussed. A frame of mind induced by excessive intoxication by drink or drugs.

What was I just talking about? Uh? Sorry maaaaaaan, I'm feeling a little pickled.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

by Peter W.N. October 19, 2009

pickled liver

The liver of a person whom drinks to excess.

He (she) has drank so much in their lifetime,they probably have a "Pickled Liver".

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Pickloops

The one true God grows Pickloops on the trees of heaven.
You can proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them.
Pickloops are seriously so incredible that your heart might explode because it can't handle it.
It is also believed that Pickloops were the forbidden fruit that Eve tasted

"wow these Pickloops are heavenly"

by pleasepublishme May 22, 2010

pickledicklia

The abnormal souring of the penis; when you leave your junk in your gym shorts to long and it begins to smell funkishly.

Man...jogging that 3 miles gave me a bad case of Pickledicklia!

by corey forrester January 14, 2008