Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving
party swallows the
cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a
coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My
girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was
tight! But I think I gave her a concussion...
don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.