Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009

phorgasm

Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.

Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.

by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010

pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Phonk

A style of music in the realm of hip-hop where instrumentals are derived from funky sounds, but slowed down to create an eery backdrop for lyrics that push boundaries on the darkest parts of our society and human nature.

Phonk Beta, X-Raided, Spaceghost Purrp, Brotha Lynch Hung, Twiztid, Spice-1

by triple6phonk August 19, 2013

pork barrel

the use of government funds for private projects. These projects usually benefit campaign contributers or a certain constituency. the pork is usually earmarked to appropriations bills, so that they will be guaranteed passage in Congress.

A highway bill in 2005 was filled with pork barrel politics, including more than $900 million for private projects in Alaska.
The 2007 Defense and Homeland Security Appropriations Act included over $13 billion in pork.

by jppsuu1331 December 21, 2007

stuffed pork loin

When a man is having sex with a very large women, pulls out, and ejaculates in a fat fold.

Erica enjoyed getting a stuffed pork loin from her boyfriend.

by Notoriusjoe November 16, 2006