i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man

random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones

by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023

OMG! Ponies!

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

phoneship

a relationship that has not gone past the phone conversation level.

We have to get out of this phoneship and really date.

by mp3651 March 1, 2010

Phoneism

phoneism is judging a phone that is not as good as another phone.

guy 1:eww the samsung is so bad unlike the iphone!

guy2: hey dude that’s phoneism. don’t say that man

by itsthatpersson556 April 2, 2018

Park your phones

What your teacher says when they want to start being strict and make you put your phones in pockets on the front board.

*Teacher* "Park your phones!"
*Students* "Mannnn did you park your phone yet"
"Nah I just slid my case in backwards. He tryna be strict out of nowhere."

by yourneighborswifi December 5, 2016

i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

by luhvtuls October 2, 2023

indiana phones

The use of your cell phone as a torch/candle to light up the room to find something. Very much like Indiana Jones would use when exploring something.

I can't find my keys...yo Indiana Phones this place and you'll find them.

by Chuckles M September 22, 2006