phoney boney

The fold near one's crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a boner.

Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

Phoenyx

A short boy who is charming, dull, and just fun to be around. He does any dares that his friends tell him to do and isn’t embarrassed to talk to girls unless it’s the girl he likes.

That guy is social how can he not talk to ____?

He can’t talk to _____ because he’s a Phoenyx.

by Name Invalid November 13, 2019

Phoney Call

Pretending to get a phone call. Phoney calls are usually used in these situations;

1) To pick up chicks

2) To avoid awkward silences/ conversations/ people

3) To look like your doing something at work

4) To look like you have a social life

John made a phoney call to impress the chick at the bar

Sarah knew Alison's breath smelt really bad, so she made a phoney call to avoid talking to Alison

by Lady S. Miles :) December 1, 2009

phoney mahoney

A term that means "Fake Irish" or "Wannabe Irish" concering and person who wants to be Irish but is not or an american bar that wants to be like an irish pub but is not. It is made up of the two word "Phony" which means fake and "Mahoney" which is a common Irish last name.

Man: That american pub on the up the street is such a Phoney Mahoney!

by Popgun129 March 12, 2005

phoney pack

A fanny pack used to contain and transport a phablet when a person is too cheap to buy a case that was made to carry the phablet they just spent all of their money on.

-Why is Tim suddenly sporting a fanny pack?
~No, he's sporting a phoney pack to carry his new phablet that the company makes him use now that he's Base Manager.
-Well if anyone can make a fanny p-, I mean a Phoney pack look asdf, it's Tim!
~ya.

by Cosado11 March 29, 2013

phoney mahoney

a false irish bar manufactured for caucasians to consume vast quantities of liquor in.

Man, why do you go to Johnny O'Hagans in Chicago, it is such a phoney mahoney

by Chad Udell April 30, 2003

i-phoney

anyone who owns an I-phone and never uses any of the features, except for the phone.

Dude, Jack is such an i-phoney, he only knows how to answer that thing!

by uncle weaver December 16, 2007