Phelpster

A person who smokes pot but still exceptionally excels in assorted aspects of life.

"Dude don't smoke pot, it will make you lazy."
"Don't worry man, I'm a phelpster. I've been getting straight A's since I was 5."

"Jon is a phelpster. He smokes a ton of pot but can still run faster than anyone I know."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

Fred Phelps

A self-proclaimed "Reverend" who is the patriarch of a family in inbred dolts who call themselves "The Westboro Baptist Church." They protest at funerals of gay people, solidiers, and celebrities, claiming that the decesed his rotting in hell, and was a "fag". Their aim is to destroy the first amendment by taking it to such an ugly extreme, and to destroy people's view of religeon/church/God/etc.

In 1929, Fred Phelps' mom sodomized her brother (Fred's dad) with a strapon dildo. Nine months later, he took a shit and forgot to flush, they named it "Fred Phelps".

Why dosn't Fred Phelps hurry up and die. I'm anxious to protest at his funeral.

by MarcusDude April 8, 2013

Micheal Phelps

He is born from an embryo of special merman that was wiped off the planet due to George Bush's(the senior) secret extermination service. He is the last of his kind and upon seeing the young merman Bush Sr. saw the possibilities of using him in the Olympics. Thus he was placed in a laboratory and was field tested every day by the best scientists the U.S.A. can conduct. They erased his past (alas Eternal Sunshine to the Spotless Mind) and named him Micheal Phelps

the last merman, Micheal Phelps and ruler of the seas.

by poseiden69 October 9, 2008

Fred Phelps

A well known, devout Christian who sincerly belives that George carlin(RIP) is in hell.

"Hello, I'm fred phelps, and I'm here to tell you that George carlin is in hell. It is irrelevant that George made many people laugh, and brought joy to their hearts, he is in hell because he toyed with the perposterous idea of god"

by |WTF| January 11, 2009

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

Phelps'd

When an event occurs in which someone gets a good phelpsing, that is, they are beaten down, completely dominated, and possibly brought to tears as a result of said destruction. Coined from the total domination of Michael Phelps in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and brought about by the Facebook group "You Just Got Phelps'd."

Did you see that basketball game? Our team came in as the underdogs, but we Phelps'd the other team and won by 30. The they were on the sideline crying after the game while we were celebrating.

by WAXBALL October 19, 2008

Fred Phelps

verb: to Fred Phelps; the act of farting during anal sex, specifically by the person who's anus is being used for the sex.

not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.

hey bro how'd your date with that dude go?

it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!

thatsucks man

by pipelinewill September 22, 2011