pfft

a noise you make when you are bored with something someone is saying

Person 1: "What did you get on your exams then, person 2?"
Person 2: "All Grade A. What about you, person 1?"
Person 3 (in background): "Pfft. I'm off to do something interesting."

by j-a-m-ooooooo June 4, 2004

pfft

an expression of disgust, disdain or disapproval, usually uttered after someone has just told you something totally inane or uninteresting.

"Hey, I'm going to vote Republican this year, isn't that cool." "Pfft!"

by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003

pfft

exactly as it is heard. often used as sarcasm. another word/sound for ugh

“pfft, she’s so annoying, i feel so sarcastic around her”

by cpsister13 April 26, 2019

Pfft

A form of ridicule when someone laughs at another (but not out loud) while purposly letting the other person know theyre being laughed at.

A: So last nite i did this and this and that....
B: Pfft!
A: What, are u laughing at me?
B: No, ofcourse not. Pfft!!!

by MikiLuv August 6, 2008

Pfft

Pfft is the contrarian's way of spelling the word pff. As everyone knows, the "t" in this word is silent; a useless appendage, indicating that pfft is not the correct spelling of the word.

Her: pfft. Whatever.

Him (mansplaining): clearly, you mean pff.

by Silvertonguedwordsmith April 18, 2018

Pfft

Disgruntled disbelief or dismissal. Subtexts can include but are not limited to: I want you to meet me in the alley for a good round of fisting or have my love children.

Kel: You rang? I just got in bed.
King: Naked?
Kel: It's too cold to be naked.
King: Pfft

by YelleK January 27, 2012

pfft

Something you use to impress a girl you like. You say or type pfft over and over and soon they succumb to you and then they will be your love slave.

me: "pfft". Them: "OMG I love you!"

by BlaineH May 17, 2007