Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

peroscarlate

An exaggerated reaction to something that poses no actual threat

Bush 'peroscarlated' when going after bin laden, a guy in a cave.

When someone jumps out the way of something that was never gonna hit them in the first place

by doug888 November 4, 2008

petrost

A crazy guy, mostly brunets, he may be cray and weird but really sweet on the inside. Uses words swag and twerk for everything. Problay the funniest and weirdest people you will ever meet.

He' such a Petrost!

by Kat0307 November 4, 2013

peroslav

Extremely gay, like bruh this nigga like dick

Peroslav wants logans fat cock

by Yummy nigga April 26, 2019

Pedrosso

An amazing person who can easily make you happy and is kind. People who meet him will enjoy being around him and will never forget about him!

"Hey did you see Pedrosso? Hes super nice!"

by Funtime Springbonnie January 20, 2020

Petros

Meth capital of the United States. Located in Tennesee. Full of inbred people who stare at cars when they drive by.

Hey wifey sis want to hang out at the wide spot in Petros, and try to get some meth before we fuck tonight?

by TeeJay8516 March 25, 2009

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008