The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
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The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.
Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
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Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
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