petey helmet

The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.

Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.

by n tufnel June 1, 2005

sneeky peeky

While finishing up during sex,the man spits on the woman's back(she thinks it is cum).Then the woman turns around and the man cums in her face.

When you did the sneeky peeky it got it my eye!

by Lucas Ankney June 11, 2006

Fuckin Petey

a guy who drives fast and outta control and scares the shit outta his friends, especially any named allen. He's pretty skilled wth the ladies but never has a girlfriend. Loves to drink beer but definitly can't hold his liquor.

1. driver: "dude watch this!!!"
allen: "Holy Shit!!! Fuckin Petey!!!"

2.(dude walkin off with a smokin hot chick)
his friends: "...Fuckin Petey"

by zx fuckin petey xz August 26, 2010

Petey Pablo

Crazy ass ugly muthafucka who started his career by telling north carolina to take their shirts of and spin them around their heads like a helicopter.

Petey Pablo is a crazy muthafucka.

by Earl Foote February 4, 2005

Petey Piranha

A giant freakish-looking plant-monster that is clad in nothing but red and white polkadotted underwear. Attacks by either puking up toxic sludge (in Super Mario Sunshine) or by leaping up and stomping down, and swinging cages which are permanently welded to its arms (in Super Smash Bros. Brawl). Has also been spotted playing golf for some reason.

Petey Piranha: "ROOOOOAR *swings cages*"

by Ricky Romero August 1, 2008

Petey

A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.

I met Petey last night and man was he hard as rocks!

by Mviacnheasesla January 5, 2008

petey williams

A professional wrestler from Ontario, Canada. Trained by Scott D'Amore. He is the inventer of wrestlings sickest move, the Canadian Destroyer, a flip piledriver. Rumor has it that he invented the move while Drunk, however this claim has not been proven to be true. Former TNA wrestling X Division champion, and captain of the Team Canada faction.

Petey Williams hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! its all over!

by Coo Coo Canuck June 11, 2006