perineum

The place between the butthole and genitals.

Because I have flesh in between my anus and gentials, I have a perineum!

by l337 December 20, 2004

Perving Around

a creepy person who hangs around you in a public location, generally breathing a tad too hard and looks unclean.

Tiffney: Who's that guy perving around over there?
Emily: Oh, that's just Paul.

by emilybadass September 28, 2005

perineum power punch

the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.

I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!

by HT Possum October 13, 2006

Perving

1. staring with sexual intent.
2. intoxicated.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2003

Pervnerded

When you are a pervert as well as a nerd.

Guy1 "Man, that kid spends all his time in the library."
Guy2 "Ya, but all he does is look at porn in there!"
Guy1 "Dude that kids pervnerded!

by Donkeyhead May 4, 2009

Pervilege

a sexy right, sexy advantage, or sexy immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group of people.

"Tarin can totally grab my ass at work, but Rob cannot. He is not one of the pervileged ones."

"Laura did not slap me when i played with her boobies because she has granted me pervileges."

by the real Katie Mac October 18, 2014

perving

awkwardly straddling the line between being flirty and being creepy

she was really perving it to him last night.

being just flirty enough to make someone comfortable, and then whipping out a little creep to keep them on their toes. if they're a perv too, it'll work out. if not, it was never meant to be.

by jessie martinson July 5, 2005