perinear

something your about to do but damn near did it

I was perinear buy BJ a salada

by Rob Dizle December 24, 2006

pertinent

To post things that are not relevant. People named Gracie know this best

Refer to what Gracie says, Pertinent

by Krjsudhdheudh November 1, 2015

perkneer

almost or it's close, or that was close to whatever the subject is

I was perkneer ready for another beer,but then we went to waffle house.

I perkneer peed myself when I got on the rollercoaster at the county fair.

by LaLa1143 May 22, 2006

pertinente

Pertinente is something that is very interesting or dumb

She is very Pertinente
That's Pertinente

by some very real person November 23, 2021

Pengineer

A person whoms't licks stamps

Oi, pengineer! I needs me some stamps licked

by Dr Intellect November 21, 2018

Pengineer

Prostitute

I pay this ho a lot, but it's worth every penny because she's a real Pengineer .

by Drandmrevil January 14, 2018

pertaneart

Almost.
Variation of petnear, pert near, etc.
Seems more ubiquitous to those in northern states who may fit the "hill billy" stereotype.

The hay bails are pertaneart gone.

by TJD13 July 6, 2019