Perplexionist

N. A person who is always confused or always causes confusion in those around them.

Our receptionist is quite the perplexionist. She has no idea what she is doing.

by Thepav May 7, 2010

perplexted

writing a cryptic text/sext that has recipients saying: Say WHHHAAAATTTT?

When I texted my buddy "do you keep your **** in the naughty drawer" he replied, "Whaaattttt? you've got me so perplexted?"

by barrgrrrrr August 31, 2011

Perplexic

When a dyslexic person is perplexed. Usually due to the fact that they are dyslexic.

All these letters and numbers got me perplexic!

by Twerkxqueen23 July 14, 2014

Perplexican

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

by James Oxbow January 31, 2018

perplexing occurrences

when your friend forgot the name of stranger things so they call it perplexing occurences. either that or they wanna be funny cause they’re an ass

man 1: hey wanna watch perplexing occurrences?
man 2: what the hell are you on?
man 1: top of ur mom
man 2: get out

by hearts4mark July 17, 2022

Perplexinate

A confused short person with bug nipples

Wow mom look Perplexinate they are confused and he has some big nipples for a short person

by Travis tocs July 31, 2023