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Perp

excrement,

poop,

shit,

poo-poo,

shite,

defecation,

shat,

scat,

feces,

bowel movement,

doo-doo,

caca,

poopie,

a stinky toilet submarine,

an inedible babe ruth candy bar,
ass goblins,

ass kabobs

ass monkeys

black banana

blind eels

boulder

chocolate channel chewie

colon cannonballs

corn eyed butt snake

corn massacre

crapsters

creamy butt nuggets

digested Crayola box

Easter Bunny's present

the fourth teletubby

frightened turtle

hardened fudge nuggets

hell's candy

Indian rug burns

keester cakes

Mississippi mud

monglin cluster shit

mudfat balls

peanut butter poop

pre-dingleberry

potty animals

product of Uranus

sea pickle

sewer serpents

shitsicles

space slug

Super Shit Man

tangy butt nuts

that ain't chocolate puddin'!

tom cruise missiles

toxic turdeys

turd tunnel tasty

yellow submarine

air out the anus

ass sneezing

bust a shit

christen the comfort station

cook some beans

clean one's colon

cut off a load

drop a chalupa

drop ass goblins

drop some friends off at the lake

empty the manure spreader

take a plane crash - no survivors

talk to a man about a horse

blow mud

booty hole burnout

butt dribblets

butt drool

chocolate explosion

G.I. shits

human expresso machine

Montezuma's revenge

oohs and ahs

screaming mimis

supersonic sewer sauce

boggy crapper

toilet bowl stew

cattle cookies

chimp chunks

cow farts

dog logs

doggy sausage

elk duds

kagatzka

lawn sausage

anal impaction

stool

moose treats

ordure
Perp.

HEY MAN LIGHT A MATCH I JUST PERPPED.

THAT MOVIE WAS SO SCARY I PERPPED MY PANTS.

DID YOU JUST THROW PERP AT ME? WHAT ARE YOU A MONKEY?
by PERP-A-TRATOR November 17, 2011
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Really good weed, everyone that smokes at least once in a while has or will try it because its a stoners dream weed. I personally enjoy it
"homie i gots the perp right here"
*mouth getting dry* "give me some a that shit"
by Keith Snyder October 25, 2007
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"Look at dis cunt face, rabbit ass jig,you fuckin perp"
by Keenan October 11, 2003
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perpetrator, one who creeps on someones guy/girl.
that guy is perping on all of our girls.
by HarrypairofTEstes January 30, 2008
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Can be used as a noun or a verb, meaning fart, derived from the English 'parp', commonly used in Ireland.
Eugh...smell your perp!

Did you just fucking perp AGAIN?
by Poo-poo Magee June 11, 2006
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to insert an object or finger into a friends ass in a joking manner.
james tried to perp me this morning with a pen!

if you don't stop bugging me i'm going to perp you!
by foy jones December 27, 2007
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perp. (abbr.)
perpetrator.

One who derives far too much pleasure from being an absolute menace to certain chimpanzees chimpus maximus.
"Did you hear who's playing at Steve Irwin's funeral?"

"No, who?"

"Sting"

"PERP!"
by Chimpanzee September 23, 2008
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