perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

pertineer

Rural Redneck Term. Refers to the distance bettween two or more objects situated relatively close to eachother.

I live pertineer the river.

by HeeHaw Hank April 23, 2004

Perfie

The act of being Perf or perfect; perfect in a fun easy way to spell.

"She's so perfie"

by Ani<3 August 12, 2013

perineum

1) The surface region of the body, situated between the anus and the genitals.

2) The week between Christmas day and New Years day.

Hey Shazwayne, what are doing for the Perineum? I'm gonna spend the whole week sixtynining myself.

by AnRoMo December 28, 2011

the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Perineum Pull

A sexual act in where the penis is inserted into the anus and then the hand of the same male is inserted into the vagina. The hand then grasps the penis inside and masturbates till ejaculation.

Example sentence: Excuse me miss, may I interest you in a Perineum Pull.

by stuffin-her-muffin December 26, 2007