pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Pessimistic Penelope

A girl who always thinks things will turn out for the worse.

KPF: "My uniform got stained with gum but I think it will vanish overnight."
HBR: "No it won't."
KPF: "Well I think you're just being a Pessimistic Penelope."

by xenophyler December 14, 2010

Pessimistic

Definition: wendy

Definition of pessimistic: wendy
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”

“NO”

by wendywendywendy111 September 17, 2021

Pessimistic

A negative Nancy/John. Usually also a simp

“That guy John is so pessimistic”

by Negative 1234 May 4, 2020

Pestimistic

Having such a distrustful view of life that it becomes harmful for other humans to be in contact with such a person.

He is so pestimistic that he has become toxic for his colleagues.

by CipherGirl April 24, 2023

poptimistic

Cheerfully confident dat a saucepan of "'splodin' cereal" will satisfactorily "do its thing".

One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

potimistic

the euphoria brought on by weed

I feel so potimistic right now...

by ToyYoda July 12, 2010