One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

penus vacuum by Telephony July 28, 2012

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Penus Vagoover

The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.

Have you seen the Penus Vagoover?

No I can't read it.

Penus Vagoover by Danthepussylicker September 6, 2017

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penus pie

a penus inside of a pie, penus standing for penis

I love putting my penus in the pie.. mom, "Oh noe! that pie is called a penus pie now!!!"

penus pie by Travis the dizzle June 15, 2006

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Penus Poonus

Penus poonus is when you make a pooman (Like a snowman) And put a penis on it.

Exapmle: That PooMan has a really big Penus Poonus.

Penus Poonus by Dude_40AssWhole January 15, 2009

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