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A mixture of penis and genius, describes a guy who’s pretty genius with his penis, a guy who can do tricks with his dick, a man who rocks with his cock, and a bro who can’t go wrong with his dong.
“Yo Mark, did you hear how Andy banged twenty women in under ten minutes? Yeah, that guys a penius
Penius by Jackniffo100 March 30, 2019
Someone who is well versed in all things penis-related
"That guy Whiskey, he know's EVERYTHING about penises"

"I know right, he's such a penius!"
Penius by Schrodingers Douchebag September 28, 2021

Penius Genius 

Someone who thinks with their penis
Charlie Sheen is a penius genius, he thinks with his dick.
Penius Genius by casualpunk May 29, 2015

skinny penius 

A penius that is small and skinny.
skinny penius by NXTFighter November 16, 2017

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit
Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020