skinny penius

A penius that is small and skinny.

Hey guys skinny penius here.

by NXTFighter November 16, 2017

Penius

Someone who is well versed in all things penis-related

"That guy Whiskey, he know's EVERYTHING about penises"

"I know right, he's such a penius!"

by Schrodingers Douchebag September 28, 2021

Penius

A mixture of penis and genius, describes a guy who’s pretty genius with his penis, a guy who can do tricks with his dick, a man who rocks with his cock, and a bro who can’t go wrong with his dong.

“Yo Mark, did you hear how Andy banged twenty women in under ten minutes? Yeah, that guy’s a penius

by Jackniffo100 March 30, 2019

Penius

A very intelligent penis.

I have the kind of penius who knows better than I do, when the woman is just too fat or skanky.

by joereed November 30, 2013

Penius

When one comes up with a genius penis joke.

Mark told an absolute penius joke last night.

by The_bearded_dad April 6, 2017