penis appreciation day

A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration
female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day
by Fatherm7768 November 06, 2020
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Penis inspection day

Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.
by the cock inspector May 04, 2021
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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 10, 2019
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National Penis Enchilada Day

National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today
by poosquash November 01, 2019
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Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick
It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!
by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022
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penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.
Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.
by houuseplant April 04, 2023
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