Peniaphobia

The fear of poverty.

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!

by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

penibanez

Cheap penis-shaped imitation of an Ibanez guitar.

He plays on a Penibanez, while it is true indeed that his amplificator is a Masturbarshall.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Delmarva Peninsula

The Delmarva Peninsula, just called DelMarVa to most, is an area of the mid-atlantic region consisting of the lower two-thirds of DELaware, the Eastern shore of MARyland, and um, that strip of land from VirginiA. surrounded by the chesapeake bay and the delaware bay on three sides. major 'cities' include dover, salisbury, and Ocean City. the beaches are less crowded than in VA Beach, but the area has fallen victim to urban sprawl and somewhat bad traffic during the summer and back to school sales with the no-tax shopping in Delaware, or whenever the races come to town, or whenever the National Punkin Chunkin' takes place (don't ask). it's kinda hard to notice unless you look at a map and see how part of Maryland and Delaware and Virginia stick out from the rest of the surrounding states. delmarva is a cool little region that the natives tend to appreciate.

some guy: oh god, this heavily muscled middle aged guy has been stalking me all the way from laurel!
some other guy: chill dude, thats the governor mrs. ruth ann minner trying to give you a handshake. go to Ocean City and she'll run away.

by Devin Ze Dude June 13, 2005

Penialfungial Disease

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.

Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.

by Timmy and the Hosebags March 2, 2009

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

by Dastev April 13, 2009

Pussy peninsula

When two dicks crush a pussy at the same time, thus each cock is surrounded by vag on three sides and tubesteak on the fourth side.

Bart: yo, we turned that Beatrice's gash into a real pussy peninsula last night!

Jeffrey: fuh sho, brah! We gots to do that shit again....alone

Bart: werd

by SkillMarson October 21, 2017