Penicorn

The magical horse with a penis on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.

Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Penistry

verb

VARIATIONS
noun:penister

The act of being a hornbag, sleaze, ect.

"Stop committing penistry, Mark."

by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005

penistery

A monastery of sorts where all penises go to worship when they are not busy elsewhere.

My dick is at the penistery so we're going to have to wait til it comes back to have sex.

by drcrazy303 June 20, 2010