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pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.
He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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Pelvis Resley

A hips-and-belly-swinging dance made famous by da King of rock 'n' roll.
In an episode of da "Red Green Show", several Possum Lodge members try to impersonate Da Tennessee Troubadour by doing hilariously-outrageous Pelvis Resley renditions, but Red and Harold are visibly unimpressed.
by QuacksO March 8, 2022
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Pelvis Strafe

“WARNING: This is very stupid and a word for it PROBABLY already exists.”

The short but not clear definition: Dodging attacks directed for the pelvis;
(Pelvis Strafing / Pelvis Strafed as the present and past verbs, obviously)

Other ways to say it: Pelvis Veering, Pelvis Defending a lot of synonyms for defend or dodge is fine as long as it has pelvis before it and is in it’s present continuous state

Pelvis strafing is the act of dodging an attack of any type of being that is aiming for, the structure in question, your pelvis. Sexuality nor species matters, due to it usually looking pretty narly on anything.

“WARNING 2: You’ll quite literally never see this happening or being used. Maybe in dodgeball”
Someone: DUDE, HE JUST PELVIS STRAFED IT.

HE: I am the one that enjoys practicing with pelvis strafing, yet it rarely happens to be necessary in face to face combats or in survival to be honest.

Someone else{DUDE}: WTF

HE’s acquaintances: Congratulations on protecting your crotch with your stunning agility.
by fragpowder May 25, 2022
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pelvis pocket

The vagina of a severly emaciated female
Did you see that crack head stripper and her sunk in pelvis pocket?
by AltZiege July 3, 2022
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pelvis eating

Wanna join me in pelvis eating dude?”
by FlimgusBimgus August 8, 2022
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clown pelvis

End result after a girl, wearing WAY too much makeup, gives you head.
I had to scrub my shit for hours after that girl licked me up..I had a mean clown pelvis.
by tbrillz December 8, 2010
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Pink Pelvis

The female equivalent of blue balls. The condition a woman develops when she is seduced to the point of an explosive orgasm, and then abandoned suddenly by the seducer. It should only be attempted by a really skilled seducer since an amateur is quite likely to become impressed by his seduction of the woman and allow her to proceed to the aforementioned explosive orgasm. Pink Pelvis should only be given as a punishment for serial Blue Balls givers.
Q: Hey, why's Sharon so bitchy today.

A: Man, i gave her the Pink Pelvis last night.

Sharon's victim: Serves her right for Blue Balling me 3 times!
by Your shrink's brain October 23, 2010
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