Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

prepare for trouble, and make it double

to protect the world from devistation

to unite all peoples within our nation, Jesse James team rocket blast off at the speed of light
(prepare for trouble, and make it double)

by causy April 2, 2020

Prepare To Peg

The act of getting ready to put on a strap-on dildo and anally penetrate a man, or a man getting ready to be fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on.

Dave and Chuck The Freak coined the phrase "Prepare to Peg!" during one of their segments involving pegging.

by The Watsonator May 31, 2019

prepare to die

The tagline of the game Dark Souls.

Protip: They aren't kidding.

Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.

by Intelligence001 January 18, 2018

Peeparazzi

Friends who, when out together, burst into a frenzy of taking photos of each other on their mobile phones or cameras; usually for immediate upload to social networking sites

Dinner was pretty tame until Jenny and the other Peeparazzi at the table started taking pictures and I had to pose for about twenty snapshots.

by Slacker_99k August 17, 2010

Be Prepared

The best Disney villain song ever. It is sung by the best Disney villain ever from one of the most popular fucking Disney movies ever. (Scar, best lion, The Lion King.)

In the new Lion King remake, Chiwetel Ejiofor will play Scar.

Alongside him, Beyoncé as Nala, John Oliver as Zazu (which is fucking perfect, given how often they are compared), and other (probably) super famous people.

Originally, the song was sang by either Jeremy Irons or Jim Cummings, depending on who you trust.

"Bitch are you fuckin' kidding me right now?! OBVIOUSLY, Scar is the best; did you even SEE him in Be Prepared?!"

"Dam Jeremy Irons was iconic in Be Prepared... *sighs dreamily*"

by Arguably The MOST Questionable December 8, 2018

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

by lrb323 December 14, 2010