To unzip, unbutton, unfasten, or otherwise drop your pants before entering completely into the bathroom, stall, or other desired place of urination. Often associated with waiting too long to use the restroom.
Joel's business meeting ran three hours long. With all of the cups of water he drank over the course of those five hours, he began to peepare himself as he ran towards the male restroom.
by vunderland January 23, 2012
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Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
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Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
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I wasn’t perpared for that test
by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018
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It is a fun word for toilet, restroom. It is a place where you can do number one and number two. It rhymes with bipiti baapti, the American version of how Italians speak. A short form of Peepary-Poopary is poopary, if you feel it's too long, but it's always fun to say it fully and I recommend it to experience the complete effect of the word. It is allowed to use the world as poopary-peepary.
Sean: Where is James?
Joe: He's been in the Peepary-Poopary for more than an hour.
Sean: Speaking of which, I need to make a quick visit to the peepary-poopary myself. I hope James finishes soon.
Joe: He's been in the Peepary-Poopary for more than an hour.
Sean: Speaking of which, I need to make a quick visit to the peepary-poopary myself. I hope James finishes soon.
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by MIT Nerd December 23, 2011
Get the well prepared mug.A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
by YAWA September 12, 2016
Get the Prepare the Bear mug.A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021
Get the Read and Prepare mug.Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.
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