peepare 

To unzip, unbutton, unfasten, or otherwise drop your pants before entering completely into the bathroom, stall, or other desired place of urination. Often associated with waiting too long to use the restroom.

Joel's business meeting ran three hours long. With all of the cups of water he drank over the course of those five hours, he began to peepare himself as he ran towards the male restroom.

peepare by vunderland January 23, 2012

Perpared

Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know

I wasn’t perpared for that test

Perpared by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018

Peepary-Poopary 

It is a fun word for toilet, restroom. It is a place where you can do number one and number two. It rhymes with bipiti baapti, the American version of how Italians speak. A short form of Peepary-Poopary is poopary, if you feel it's too long, but it's always fun to say it fully and I recommend it to experience the complete effect of the word. It is allowed to use the world as poopary-peepary.

Sean: Where is James?
Joe: He's been in the Peepary-Poopary for more than an hour.
Sean: Speaking of which, I need to make a quick visit to the peepary-poopary myself. I hope James finishes soon.

Peepary-Poopary by word_inventor_2014 July 10, 2014

well prepared 

Having alcohol on your person.

Josh: Good luck on your final!!

Marie: Thanks! Cam and I are going in well prepared.

well prepared by MIT Nerd December 23, 2011

Prepare the Bear 

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016

Read and Prepare 

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.

Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.

Read and Prepare by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021

Prepare the tatau 

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.

I will prepare the tatau tonight.

Prepare the tatau by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013