A phonologist is a person who proclaims to know a lot about phones and phone technology. See: Carmen
Steve: Hey Carmen, I don't know how to forward the phones, I am not a phonologist.
Carmen: Holy Shit.
Carmen: Holy Shit.
by JasperBaby January 22, 2014
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The faux-gypsy tarot card reader at the stupid hipster farmers' market pretended to have uncovered a causal relationship between my personality and her star charts, but the result was phrenologistic.
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An expert on porn. Is able to tell if a porno is good or not just from the title. Takes about 10 years of education in pornology to become a pornologist.
Guy #1: Dude, Birdman admitted to being a pornologist on his last video.
Guy #2: Damn really, I always knew he was an expert, no homo.
Guy #2: Damn really, I always knew he was an expert, no homo.
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