slicking the peenie

Euphemism for male masturbation

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie

by MegaDooche December 29, 2017

peenie

Small penis that in its erect condition is no longer than the average size flaccid penis (3-5 inches).

Have you heard about Jay? He's got a little four inch peenie LOL

by gwm49103 June 30, 2009

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 23, 2007

Peenery

of, or describing the penis

She better quit before I put some peenery in her life she'll never forget.

by pimpsugafoot June 16, 2011

Peeniferous

That having to do with or regarding or reference to, the penis aka the peen.

I don’t know what this viscous is I’m sitting in but it seems peeniferous.

This room smells like a peeniferous locker room.

Your mouth is crusty. Is that a peeniferous discharge?

Why are you such a peeniferous little fucker?

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018

weenter-peenter

One's dick, in its flaccid state.

" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."

by Waterlec June 21, 2018