penist

guy who plays penis for a life

pianist: 500$ per hour
penist: 200$ per hour

by MaLdEr September 19, 2007

penistealthography

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

peestyle

When you are rapping while you pee

Hey man! Did you check out Watsky's sick peestyle? He did it during his "Watsky Longest Freestyle World Record Attempt for COVID Relief" stream!

by xdeers May 6, 2020

Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

peristerophobia

An irrational fear of pigeons

Clyde's peristerophobia prevented him from enjoying life as a vagrant in London.

by Daniel Bulone June 4, 2007

preist

I before E, except after C.

And, though I could be mistaken, I don't believe the word is "pceist."

by Jim Nabors is Way Cool May 17, 2004

penistron

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

by dannnny July 5, 2008