Pee Rex

When one urinates on his or her partner while acting like a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Last night I was hanging out with Kate and she suggested I do the Pee Rex. So I did.

by Fijisqueegee April 17, 2017

Pee Rape

Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.

Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.

by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007

pee-rection

when yer cock wakes up an hour before you do, because it has to piss.

"I never seen you up this early, bro. What's the deal?"
"woke up with a pee-rection."

by SPIZE!! March 15, 2005

Pee Red and Chunky

When you pee and it comes out red and chunky.

Dude: "Why is my pee red and chunky?"

Woman:"What are you doing in my house?!"

by My Pee is Red and Chunky May 5, 2019

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 11, 2008

pee room

bathroom (us), toilet (uk)

-"let's stop off here. i gotta use the pee room"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

pee pee rager

And overwhelming erection caused by holding in your pee

-Hey mike, can i borrow your notebook to hide this fantastically huge pee pee rager during passing time to hide the overwhelming embarrassment?

-Fuck no, use your own notebook. or just tape on a pee pee rager page.

-I was going to but couldn't find any tape, and the stapler's out of staples.

-No problem, just use this hot glue gun.

-I think I love you.

by Barnaby J October 9, 2008