pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

Pedosaurus Rex

A Pedophile of near unreachable levels of pedophilia who like to stalk his or her prey in school changing rooms and playgrounds. They are solitary creatures who hunt alone and seek out unsuspecting children of the neighbourhood.

(A little girl walks alone through a park)
Man 1: Hey look at that little girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Man 2: Yeah i kno.....HOLY SHIT A PEDOSAURUS REX!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL, RUN!!!!!!!!!!

by jimmytwinkletoes October 7, 2010

Pedosexual

Something sick and twisted that doesn't exist so shut the fuck up.

"Damn frank think that he's a pedosexual when he's just a child molester."

by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

Pedosexual

A child rapist or molestor..people who like having sex with children and want their disgusting sexual perversion to be recognized as another type of sexuality, such as homosexuality, bisexuality or trans-sexuality, hence calling themselves pedosexuals

Child rapists and molestors now want equal rights and acceptance. They’re calling themselves pedosexuals rather than pedophiles and they want to be included in the LGBTQ movement...how sick and disgusting!

by EbonySky June 8, 2018

pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

by Eidako April 13, 2006

Pedosexual

Literal human garbage that should be sectioned and shot.

Hey have you heard that mark is a pedosexual?
No he's a child molester and should be hung.

by ChiefParstington November 1, 2018

Pedos in Speedos

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018