Petroleum Heartbreak

After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.

After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:

1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.

We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak

by pyrocute August 27, 2013

Petroleum jelly

What we all know as "vaseline". Vaseline is the name of a petroleum jelly brand.

Petroleum jelly can prevent chapped hands and lips.

by untiteqm September 6, 2023

petroleum

What the British call gasoline.

British Guy: Imma fill meh car up with teh petroleum!
American Guy: Pardon me sir, Do you perhaps mean gasoline?
British Guy: Yeh! Thats what I want!!!!!!!11one

by Efron "Dennis the Menace" Krieger April 17, 2005

Pedroed

to be charged at, only to grab said chargers head and throw aside. opposite of 'zimmered.'

by r diddy October 20, 2003

Pedrosexual

the act of being sexual attracted to mexicans

Esessien: OH! Look at that mexican, hes sexy

Pedrophobic: AHHH! Hes a pedrosexual!

by Fajita ninja July 10, 2010

Smut Pedoler

a convicted sex offender on a constant pursuit for a Smut Pedaller in the neighborhood.

did you see that little Smut Pedaller pedal by the house?

yeah, i also saw that Smut Pedoler mad droolin over her pig tails and braces.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005