Pedolester

One who is a pedophile while at the very same time being a molester.

Dave is such a pedolester :-*

by Seth Stephens May 18, 2006

Pedophernalia

Collection of sicko toys, dolls, photos etc kept by a Pedophile.

Inside Peter Files house, police discovered a kiddy dungeon full of pedophernalia

by captaintumeke July 9, 2011

pedophernalia

Items and/or articles owned/rented by a pedophile, or for the purpose of pedophelia.

I was at my uncle Joe's house last weekend, and he's got TONS of pedophernalia laying around the house.

by Vinny VanderMolen September 16, 2008

pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.

by Crookback August 22, 2004

Pedobeer

The way stupid frenchfags pronounce "pedobear", thinking that every "ea" in the english language is pronounced "ee".

"Il é cro cro maran pédobire ^^ xD" - Kévin, 14 ans

"Like OMG pedobeer is soooo funnay lolz" - Kevin, 14yo

by Glavu December 15, 2011

pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016

A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.

Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!

by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022