peckergnat

-n.- a person, bi-pedal and semi-intelligent, best described as a pestering (similar to that of a gnat; hence the term) dickhead

antonym: peckerhead

You're aggravating the hell out of me, you peckergnat!

by kgill May 14, 2005

Peckerneck

1. Someone that has an extremely lengthy neck.

2. Someone that acts like a total ass and thinks they are "all that".

3. A drunk biligerant dooshbag.

Did you see that peckneck in the pool?

That peckerneck might be driving a BMW, but he's socially challenged.

If this peckerneck rubs against me one more time, I'm gonna take him to school.

by joeshibotnik February 3, 2010

puckernit

A bulbous sore, usually purple and green in color, filled with delicious sweet tasting nectar contrary to it's tangy smell.

I really need to drain my puckernit.. it's very swollen and smelly..

by maddo_x September 2, 2021

Pecker nut

Like a fuck nut, but with a pecker glued to the front of your head.

Hey Pecker nut, get me a drink.

by Camper69 January 22, 2011

peckeritis

The small penis syndrome.

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!

by KeVbRoWnSoUnD August 22, 2005

Peckerstomp

To own, kick ass, beat, etc.

Rodger: Man, our team is 50 points behind. We're getting peckerstomped.

Bill: Let's kick some ass!
Joe: We're gonna peckerstomp these mofos!

by Jimmy11344 July 5, 2009

puckerbutt

Larger than life anal opening, usually found on felines, that speak in "Ohm" and "Iams".

The puckerbutt turned to me and said, "Iams not in the mood. Ohhhmmm." Then, the cat meows, and ran to the Booda Dome.

by jcross310 January 26, 2007