Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

pigeon pecker

a jew, signifying the action a jew makes rocking back and forth while praying to the Western Wall

These fucking pigeon peckers own the media and will never stop making up fake news stories!

by GoyimTV December 22, 2021

Bill Gates pecker

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft

After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.

by BigBird1017 March 20, 2008

peaked in high school

(n./adj.) This phrase can be used to describe people that routinely bring up high school when they are well into their 30's, because they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year, and as such their lives and themselves are said to have, "peaked in high school."

This term is often used when speaking disparagingly about an individual or group. This phrase can only be used appropriately after-the-fact (i.e. after individual/group leaves high school) to accurately gauge if (s)he qualifies for such status.

I have noticed a lot of athletes, clowns, and bullies peaked in high school, whereas geeks, nerds, and dweebs are often at the lowest risk of 'peaking', because their high school experience(s) leave them no where to go but up.

by Brigadumb August 1, 2007

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony September 30, 2014

pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.

Stop being a pecker ball johnson.

by Pecker Ball Johnson April 22, 2018

Peckerjack

A variety of cheese derived from Monterey Jack, flavored with spicy semen peppers, usually with a semihard or creamy texture.

I ran out of cheddar, but I reckon I got some homemade peckerjack in the fridge!

by disfellow July 31, 2018