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PEB-MATT 

PEBCAK's little brother, it stands for Problem Exists Because Matt. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to discreetly describe issues that are purely caused by a guy called Matt.
Matt: My code doesn't work.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.
PEB-MATT by svenkle January 22, 2019
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PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend 

The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
Abbreviation for "Rocket Propelled Exploding Babies"

Often used as anti-personnel, and light anti-tank weapons.

These are genetically modified fetuses collected from abortion clinics and hospitals who's skin is hardened by means of altering the the molecular structure of the water found on a cellular level, and changing it into a synthetic poly-resin which has tensile strength proportionatly equal to that of steel.

Muscular tissue is liquified and transplanted into an nano-molecular reconstruction chamber in which the atoms are rearranged to very closely resemble those of Semtex.

An impact detonator is added to the top of the head and injections liquify the bones into a catalyst which increase the explosion's power by about 60%.

R-PeB's are fired through R-PeB launchers designed by Sporkman Industries (not to be confused with Spoonman) and are far more cost effective than the average anti-tank missle or rocket-propelled grenade.
Holy shit! Look as that baby fly! Literally!
R-PeB by Tenkin January 30, 2004
Someone (they don’t have to be fat) that is big. Or something that is large
that truck is a big-peb.
Or that sumo wrestler is a big peb
Big-Peb by F.P27 April 8, 2022

fleek u peb

little "bro: hey can u"
me:"fleek u peb"
fleek u peb by Peks28 September 6, 2016

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"